Man Cake - J Cru (ft Fresh Micks) (Rap) We really love it when a song is so f***ing clever that we can’t choose our best lyric. Hands down, the track is hilarious as two presumably hetereosexual men sing about their delicious fat asses that the ladies love. The comedic comradery between J Cru and Fresh Micks is very natural, with the two bouncing off of each other from one jaw-dropping lyric to the next. But that’s not to say the song isn’t a serious bop—it belongs right up there with any of 20 Fingers’ tracks (Short Dick Man, Boom I***ed your Boyfrend, etc)—and one you’re not only going to learn the lyrics to, but also groove to on the dance floor. The overall vibe of the track is giving us LMFAO, which we think is a lane in pop music currently wide open for occupying.
Best Lyric: “Suns out, buns out, gotta stay lubed up. This ain’t Photoshop, I ain’t using no computer.”