You’re A Dumbass Motherfucking Piece of Shit (ft Toddy Smith) - J Cru (Pop) Whelp, our favorite goofball kid brothers are back, and as always we’re thankful for it. Ever since J Cru served us some man cakes, we’ve been big fans of their 20 Fingers/LMFAO vibe of delivering hilarious lyrics in expertly crafted productions. This time, despite its vulgarity, what we have here is actually a very sweet love song to J Cru’s idiot best friend who, despite all their failings, is always there for them in tough times (particularly heartbreak). It’s extremely relatable subject matter, shockingly vulnerable and touching, while still giving us the chuckles we expect from a J Cru number. Add onto it, J Cru’s got a pretty great sung vocal here along with a catchy folky guitar riff—a departure from their past high octane club efforts which shows some great versatility—these are not one note musicians. They are idiots…and we fucking love them. (And they should be pop stars).
Best Lyrics: “You should’ve paid your loans instead of buying a boat.”