Sharp Dressed Them - Glitzy Von Jagger (Dance) Well, a drag artist reimagining of a ZZ Top song was not on this year’s bingo card, but here comes the stunning Glitzy Von Jagger doing just that with latest track “Sharp Dressed Them.” Turning the classic track into a gender neutral dance floor spinner, Glitzy celebrates gender fluidity and sex positivity to bring the track to a queer audience. The main guitar riff is preserved to center the track, while a new disco drum kit drives the song forward. Glitzy’s vocal layers are evocative and delicious, and no doubt they give one hell of a live performance to this one. We are also treated to some great ear candy in the vocal adlibs which make you feel like you’re at a Glitzy show, and we get treated to an entirely original rap verse as well to bring even more Glitzy to the track, elevating the song beyond what could have been another dance floor remix of a classic. Be on the lookout for a future EP from Glitzy who intends to continue gender bending the hits.